What? This looks like a big glob of processed, non-food?
No, silly, it's mitochondria, ribosomes and golgi bodies inside a cell. We're studying human anatomy this summer!
(incidentally, I was wondering if my kiddos would want to eat their
non-food cell but didn't say a word. They ate a couple bites of the candy then tried the pudding and said, "What
IS this?!")