Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Five O'clock News

We open our news cast with an update on Little Bambino...

who started out as a poppy seed.....

....and apparently is now as long as an english cucumber (not to be confused with a common cucumber)

We have continuing coverage on the famous seamstress, Madeline.  She is working feverishly for upcoming Fashion Week.  Here is runway model Lauren modeling one of her pieces -- the pencil skirt.  In a ladybug print, which apparently is trending.

In other news, it was reported that during devotions today - betrayal was the topic - Ron used Judas as his example.  Madeline said, "Dad, what about Peter?" 

In a momentary lapse of reason, Ron said, "Well sure, I guess he could be an example too."

And her response:  "You guess?  Ummm, 'I don't know Him', 'I don't know Him', 'I don't know Him' ....Cock-a-doodle-doo!  Hello?"

And that's where we leave you tonight folks.  Thanks for tuning in.