I stopped and said, "Bud, I'm gonna have you take a seat on the stairs until you are ready to listen to me respectfully." As he was heading to the stairs I heard him mutter, "You are so MEAN, Mommy!"
Bwhahahahahahaha. I was laughing so hard I could hardly contain myself as I went to confront him.
Are you kidding me? That will so not fly around here Mister.