I so know where this is going....I'm such a fun, cool Mom that she thinks I'm like a kid....
Me: (corny, big smile) What do you mean sweetheart?
I mean, I already know, I just have to hear her say it.
Lauren: Well, because you're our Mom but really, you're God's kid.
So, 1/2 and 1/2 right?
Me: Oh. (seriously deflated) I mean, yes of course. 1/2. And 1/2.
