We open our news cast with an update on Little Bambino...

who started out as a poppy seed.....

....and apparently is now as long as an english cucumber (not to be confused with a common cucumber)
We have continuing coverage on the famous seamstress, Madeline. She is working feverishly for upcoming Fashion Week. Here is runway model Lauren modeling one of her pieces -- the pencil skirt. In a ladybug print, which apparently is trending.
In other news, it was reported that during devotions today - betrayal was the topic - Ron used Judas as his example. Madeline said, "Dad, what about Peter?"
In a momentary lapse of reason, Ron said, "Well sure, I guess he could be an example too."
And her response: "You guess? Ummm, 'I don't know Him', 'I don't know Him', 'I don't know Him' ....Cock-a-doodle-doo! Hello?"
And that's where we leave you tonight folks. Thanks for tuning in.