Abigail: holding a Gospel Bill VHS (yes, VHS, they are from when I was a child)
"Gospel is the Bible guy and Bill is the one that is really sly."
(And just to clarify, Gospel Bill is one person)
Madeline: after sneaking down to watch Abby and I pull summer shoes out of the "Size 9 shoe bin" (yes, that really exists)
"It just really made me smile to see my little sister trying on my old shoes."