This was today's phone call:
Solicitor: Hello! (so peppy - like the I've-had-12-cups of coffee peppy) My name is George and I am calling on behalf of the National Republican Party and I....
Me: I'm sorry Sir. This is not a good time.
S: Well, I will make this brief, I just need to talk to you about....
Me: Sir. Its just not a good time right now.
S: Madam, we would like your...
Me: (trying not to hang up. desperate to say something to appease him) We are voting Republican. Can you just put us down for that?
S: Well, I need to tell you....
Me: And now I am voting Democrat. Goodbye.
I felt like the British lady from W*eakest Link........You are the weakest link. Goodbye.