(S)talker Alert.

Did I (s)talk (read b/w the lines people....I've had weird comments by unknown person that must have googled (s)talker.....freak!) the U*P*S man in my car in order to avoid stopping at the U*P*S Store to ship a package back to American Girl?

Possibly.

Did I drive completely out of my way and halfway across town when the actual store is only 3 miles from my house?

I might have.

Did I finally overcome his truck in the parking lot of Chase bank (where I do not bank) causing stares from several employees and customers?

Huh?

Was said UPS man's comment, "Wow, I thought I was being followed!"

Please.  As if.